Humorous Hostel Facilities Description

Standard practice in the travel industry is using photos and descriptions which highlight the features of a business. In My Humble Opinion, This hostel has a state of the art, triple threat, in-house Business Center, Trip Planning and Medical Facilities. For example, should one’s health or well being be threatened: “We’re well equip to handle most medical emergencies, that is, if they can be taken care of with Asprin or Tylenol. For life and death medical situations where more than Asprins are required, our up to date Y.P.T.D.* comes into play.”

Y.P.T.D. is the legendary Singaporean Yellow Pages Telephone Directory. Don’t you feel safer?

The Inn Crowd Business Center

Seemed like a good hostel until reading they have an in-house pub. With beer sold at their cost. And a sound system. I’m too old for that shit. I’ve always been too old for that shit.

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